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    Never saw the massage episode....

    George express to Seinfeld his concern after received a massage from a guy...

    "George: So I uhhh...got a massage...

    Jerry: Yeah...you got a massage...???

    George: From a man.

    Jerry: Yeah so?

    George: So he was...touching and rubbing...

    Jerry: Yup, that's a massage.

    George: Then I took my pants off-

    Jerry: Ya took your pants off!?

    George: For my hamstring!

    Jerry: Oh...

    George: So he got about 3 inches from...there.

    Jerry: Really?

    George: I think it moved...

    Jerry: I'm sure it didn't move. Maybe it just wanted to move over...ya know, shift positions.

    George: No no no! This wasn't a shift, I'VE shifted! This was a move!

    Jerry: Well so what if it did move?

    George: That's the sign! The test!

    Jerry: That's not the test! The test is if it moves as a result of contact.

    George: It's contact?! Are you sure???

    Jerry: That's what a gym teacher once told me."

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    Classic episode along with the "shrinkage" one.

    Do women know about shrinkage?

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    Cool

    Originally posted by Andyman:
    Classic episode along with the "shrinkage" one.

    Do women know about shrinkage?
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Elaine: "It shrinks" ?

    Elaine: "I don't know how you guys live with that"

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